#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Faves!

[Splitting posts is not cheating. Not really, anyway.]

Here are some of my favourites from this hashtag; click for pictorial spoilers/answers. If there are no pics, well, you can read.

Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/6te03PczbI
— LOTR Reactions (@LOTRReactss) September 6, 2014

The most detailed, concise, thorough and relevant review of the Les Mis movie I have read, #dear #lesmis pic.twitter.com/BMjnjYWP
— westendproducer (@westendproducer) January 12, 2013

A man finds out that his entire life has been a TV show. The show gets cancelled. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Michael Blackman (@paracomedian09) September 7, 2014

The Truman Show. Surprisingly good film.

A death row inmate teaches Tom Hanks how to pee. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Michael Blackman (@paracomedian09) September 7, 2014

Haha! The Green Mile.

#explainafilmplotbadly A baby is put in a corner but not for long.
— Lincoln C. Chinnery (@lincolnwrites) September 7, 2014

Obscure = better. Dirty Dancing.

Hockey player falls into a lake, finds a machete, harshly reprimands teens for hooking up. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/1TEuvrLj8M
— Mark Winslow (@WinstonUK) September 7, 2014

Naive girl spends 5 movies choosing between a corpse and a dog who's sexually attracted to her infant. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Geované M. (@KingOfHearts_II) September 6, 2014

Very apt. One of the last Twilight movies.

A guy lies to the police for an hour and a half, then leaves. #explainafilmplotbadly
— CT (@HockeenightsCT) September 6, 2014

He lies brilliantly, in fact. The Usual Suspects.

And a special shout-out for:

It's the one where Sean Bean dies. #explainafilmplotbadly
— Mata Haggis (@MataHaggis) September 6, 2014

Going through hashtag search showed me QUITE a number of repeats, though from different people. I hope I've gotten all original ones.