I feel so detached...

...from the cinema.

There are like, a crapton of movies that I would like to see right now, except that I can't spare the time to go see them on account of me having to work at all hours. Including weekends.

Kid you not. It's a public holiday today, and I'm sitting in office, banging out billable items and emails.

[And this xD]

My only consolation is that I get to sleep in a bit (instead of having to reach office at 8.30am) and that I get to wear jeans. Oh, and the fact that today isn't a regular workday (despite full attendance) is that I'm allowed to feel like leaving when I want.

And today, I feel like leaving at 5-ish, on account of me being already here at 9-ish in the morning.

Oh, simple joys.

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"Avengers Assemble...

A HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!"

See awesome, awesome video below, thankyou :)

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Matchmaking.

So yesterday, my Mum's friend's sister tried to set me up with someone she knows, on account that I'm "too hardworking and don't have a social life".

In other words, I think she means I hang out with dem ol' geezers too often. Figures. In my defense, though, I only join them for dinner on Saturday nights, after church.

Anyway, Ms Odious went on and on and on about how good-looking her friend is, how he's a mutual fund agent and therefore, KNOWS ACCOUNTING, works weekends, and thus, will be PERFECT for me (*eyeroll*).

Notwithstanding the fact that being a mutual fund agent doesn't necessarily mean that one would have an accounting background (I mean, it's like being in insurance, for Pete's sake, it's all sales), Ms Obnoxious further said that the guy's 36 years old (36!), and also doesn't have a social life (on account of working weekends). She says she keeps telling him to get a girlfriend; I'm pretty sure he feels like telling her to STFU whenever she does.

I guess that's the only thing he and I have in common. Except that I don't feel like telling, I feel like punching.

The minute we got into the car, she starts texting this long message to aforementioned friend, telling him (probably) my name, (definitely onwards) my age, my job (thank goodness I had the presence of mind to NOT tell Ms Lack-of-Information-Security the name of my workplace when she asked), WHERE I FUCKING STAY (though not specifically), and also, if he's interested, she'll get my cellphone number from her sister.

I knew that Mum's Friend doesn't keep my number, but as I have always been fantastic bosom buddies with Timing (/sarcastic), I had just called her a few days ago because I couldn't reach my Mum and thought she might be with her Friend.

[And she fucking wasn't.]

You may be wondering at this point how I know all the details of Ms Intolerable's texting activities. Well, in the car, she was  shotgun, and I was in the backseat, driver's side. Since she's heading towards geriatric, she uses large text on her phone. REALLY large. I was able to see the entire thing without even leaning forward.

The reason why I'm so pissed about this is because SHE. DIDN'T. ASK. Apart from the fact that I already don't like the fuck out of her, there was absolutely no consent on my part to this. She just bulldozed her way into announcing that she'll be pairing me up with this unlucky guy ("unlucky" because Ms Unbearable knows he exists), who doesn't even know that he is constantly in her thoughts, and that his affairs are being meddled into as we speak.

What's worst is that my Mum certainly didn't say anything to discourage Ms Meddlesome either; she just seems mildly disinterested when Ms Horrible was doing her sales pitch. Myself, I honestly don't know how to deal with these... kinds of people, and since my temper was already boiling over and Mum has always asked me to be nicemaintain relations due to Mum's Friend's mother (who was also at dinner), I just stared intently at my cellphone videogame and played on.

When we got home, I beratedtold my Mum about what Ms Insufferable did, and asked her to quickly text her Friend for her to ask Ms Annoying POLITELY (Mum's words, not mine) that I'm not interested and please don't simply give out my number to strangers ktnxbai.

She did, and Mum's Friend replied that she'd actually wanted to "blast" (her words) Ms Iritating there and then at dinner for being so, well, her.

Thank heavens and lamb shanks Mum's Friend and her sister DO NOT get along. AT ALL.

This morning, Mum's Friend texted my Mum saying that she overlooked the 'POLITELY' in my Mum's text and just told her sister off. Mum's Friend texted again a bit later, and said that Ms Asshat wasn't going to give out my cellphone number (because they didn't have it yay), she was just going to ask the guy to look me up on Facebook if he was interested.

To that I say, "Good luck."

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27 April 2012.

I just found out something about this date. It's very significant, and, though I think I'll still be bogged down by work around that time, well, if you really care about something, you'll MAKE the time for it.

Here's why:

Okay, granted that the trailer said 4 May 2012, but I read in the papers today that The Avengers will open in Malaysia on 27 April 2012! That's like, 1 week before the US premiere!!!

It's like watching a leaked movie, except with far better quality and I need to pay money for it!

*explodes from excitedness*

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Immortals (2011)

Movies that I usually watch without any prior expectations tend to please me. This is one of them.

I wasn't able to glean much by the trailer, apart from swords-and-sandals (and sometimes bright yellow ones), and fighting, and slow-mo, and chroma-key. With the exception of the bright yellow, it looked like 300.


[I've even seen comments that said this is 300 with people that wear bras on their heads. Teehee.]

Despite loving 300, I know that marketing people are very devious nowadays, and I went in thinking that all of the awesome scenes in the movie is only the length of that movie trailer.

Thankfully, I'm mistaken.

The storyline for the movie is based on the legend/myth (can't tell the difference) of Theseus. Theseus was the demi-god that went into the labyrinth to battle the Minotaur, and found his way out using the ball of thread/twine he had used to mark his path on his way in. The cool part of the movie is that the story depicts the characters slightly differently than what we know them from (the Minotaur is actually a huge guy with a bull helmet, and not a man born with the head of a bull), showing us that myth is based on second-hand accounts (or at least, on exaggeration).

Violence? Check. Super-duper awesome fight scenes? Check. Slow-mo? Hell-to-the-yeah check! Visually it's like 300, with absolutely gorgeous and fantastic shots (don't think I can call CG renderings cinematography) of cliffs, dams, fortresses, you name it. If it's a building, it will be set across a vast landscape, so that you can see that how bloody grand ancient Greece is. It's slightly ridiculous, though, how quickly we move from one plot location to another, as these really huge terrains should take at least a few weeks to cross, and these people seem to reach them in a matter of hours. Anyway, at least it keeps the plot moving.

Speaking of story, it doesn't really have any. And some parts don't make sense: It's ridiculous how the Oracle will choose to sleep with Theseus, and by way, lose her powers of foretelling, at such a pivotal time when foretelling will most certainly come in handy. Actually, 'ridiculous' doesn't quite describe the situation; 'effing stupid' is more like it.

[Fun Fact: Henry Cavill will be playing Superman in Zack Snyder's Man of Steel, while Matt Bomer almost played Superman but lost out to Brandon Routh. Just as well, Superman Returns was atrocious.]

The main reason why this movie was because of the end-scene, showing Theseus doing battle with the Titans, along with the other Olympian Gods, viewed through the eyes of Theseus's son.

In the sky. With clouds and stuff. It looked like a magnificent Renaissance painting, except that it moved. And in slow-mo too, of course.

My first impression of this is that, despite Mount Tartarus collapsing on majority of the Titans, some had escaped, and since Theseus was elevated to God-status (to save him), the war is still ongoing, and Theseus, now an Olympian, is fighting the good fight against the Titans.

I finally read online that Theseus's son had actually inherited his mother's foresight, making this final scene your typical sequel set-up. This detracts from my enjoyment of the end a bit (I am very, very, very disappointed), but it's still a very, very glorious scene.

Immortals is miles, miles better than the atrocious Clash of the Titans remake, which incidentally has a sequel coming out this March, aptly titled Wrath of the Titans (underline is my own doing). From the trailer, looks the storyline will be exceedingly similar to Immortals, except that it has Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes, goodness knows why.

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The Adventures of Tin Tin: Secret of the Unicorn (2011)

I hadn't intended on seeing this movie, but since my office selected it for Movie Night, I figured I might as well go. 'Cuz it's free.

And I'm really glad I did.

Tin Tin starts of with our eponymous lead buying a model ship from a vendor. Almost immediately, his house is broken into, and, in the full spirit of "one thing leads to another", Tin Tin gains a comrade in Captain Haddock, and both set out to find the Unicorn, a sunken ship lost in history, said to contain great treasures. It's a treasure/scavenger hunt kinda movie, with exotic locations and mind-boggling riddles, as Tin Tin and Haddock rushes from one place to another to stop the villainous Lord Sakharin from further sulling the Haddock name and finding the lost shipwreck said to contain great treasure.

As you may already know/partially-guessed/realized, one of my favourite things in the world is wordplay (which is probably why I love Terry Pratchett so much), and wordplay is fairly abundant in this movie. I mean, "sour-faced man with the sweet name"? "Monsieur Suegar Adeitif"? GENIUS!

[For that last one, I was the one of the extremely few in the entire theatre who laughed. Think the others must've thought I laughed because of the Milanese Nightingale's accent.]

From the incompetent but unintentionally-twin bobbies (Thomson and Thompson) to the prolonged (but effective) scene in the desert where an unconscious Tin Tin almost slides into the still-spinning propeller, from Captain Haddock's extremely strong alcoholic breath to the final showdown between Haddock and Sakharin that mirrored that of their ancestors, Tin Tin fantastically proved me wrong. Despite my earlier (but unfounded) misgivings that Tin Tin was a children's movie, and my rushing through traffic to the theatre (and missing the first 5 minutes of the film), I had a rollicking good time at the movies that night. I couldn't help but be immersed in the adventure.

You'd think they'd overhyped it because it was a Spielberg-Jackson joint-venture; it's not. I would've given it a second go, if my first time wasn't that late into its theatre run. It really is that highly enjoyable.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011)

Review to first part here!

[This has been so long overdue.]

HP7.2 continues where the first one left off, in the aftermath of Dobby's death, and our kids continuing along their way in finding and destroying all the Horcruxes. The movie comes to a head at Hogwarts, where Voldemort brings his followers to launch a massive climactic on the school, with a final fight between Harry and Voldemort. Bets off on who won :)

After the pretty good first installment (again, I begrudgingly admit that one movie wouldn't have been enough), what I'd really wanted to see was the second half of the movie, which is where all the good (CG) stuff happens. I was actually afraid that they would leave out the spiders and giants, but thank goodness they didn't. The final fight between Harry and Voldy was slightly meh (the 'struggling and flying in mid-air for a while' wasn't too bad, though) since they only pointed their wands at each other. There was no "Expelliarmus" exclamation from Harry when Voldy went, "Avada Kedavra", like in the book. I mean, that's the whole point of the entire story, Harry defeating Voldy by only using a Disarming charm, instead of more potent curses. Quite disappointing.

But what I'm most looking forward to is The Prince's Tale.

For non-Potterphiles, The Prince's Tale is a Book 7 chapter that reveals all of Severus Snape's intentions, motivations, etc. throughout the entire series, and it happens upon his death. Snape has been the most enigmatic of the bunch, being a Death Eater-turned-turncoat currently double-agenting in Camp Voldy, sparking a "is he, isn't he?" debate among the books' characters.


[The debate even spills over to real life, I believe, in Potter site forums around the world.]

This chapter finally confirms his true loyalties. And this entire sequence could not have been made or filmed better, nor could it have been any more effective. My heart broke watching it. Beautifully done. If I did not already love Alan Rickman, this will certainly do.

Apart from the above, Neville-Luna pairing? Egad, sounds like a fanfic! I didn't even realise that from the books; neither did a friend of mine evidently, she told me she was shocked beyond belief. I always thought at most, Neville and Luna are just friends as they barely have any dialogue with each other in the books, which brings me to the need that Hollywood has in pairing people up at conclusions. Also, it was unfortunate that the movie left out the part in the end where Harry repairs his old wand using the Elder Wand before he relinquishes the physical Elder wand. It could've taken all of five seconds, and they didn't even bother including that scene in. What the eff.

As a close, watching the final scene where grown-up Harry and his friends send off their children for Hogwarts is, well, bittersweet. It's sad, but yet it's a happy ending, and it feels like things have come full circle, back to the first movie where Harry first gets on the Hogwarts express.

"It all ends", true, but it's great close to an era, and it feels like a new beginning.


[Sob. No more Potter movie this year.]

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